What are some great short jokes?

Read also:

• My boyfriend wants to break up over too many petty arguments. To me, they are molehills because I truly love him & don't really think twice about them. If he loved me would he work through it?
• Do you consider yourself pretty?
• Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
• What are the potential benefits of going without clothes at home for a few days without any specific reason?
• Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
• When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
• Relocating to Sweden to save money. I got a job offer of 47000SEK before tax, visas sponsored for my wife & my mother (with a laryngectomy). My wife, a general medicine graduate, wants to specialize in Sweden. Can we live well and save 4000€ monthly?
• How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
• Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?
• Can you tell me a depressing story?
• Can one still satisfy the desires of Black women with a more discreet endowment?"?
• My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?